Note to Self

Don't throw parties at the last minute, nobody will be available or want to go. Such is the doom of the 'last minute party.'
This is not to be confused with the 'spontaneous party,' a rare occassion where people randomly appear around each other and begin drinking. 'Spontaneous parties' are one of the most enjoyable types of parties. They are huge piles of awesome with covered in awesome sauce and topped with an awesome cherry.
Generally planning is an integral part of throwing a party. Remember this and heed the words of the Fonz, "'EH-YEEE!!!"

New House

Well, I just finished getting moved into my new house. (Maybe pictures later) No more screaming children to wake me up at 5 in the morning. No more wanting to make coffee and not being able to get to the machine due to mounds of dirty dishes. No more constant fear of sickness due to children. No more diapers. No more vegetarian bashing. No more alcoholics. No more drama. (hopefully)
Makes me feel like this