KFC, Oprah, and Riots *thumbs up*

On May 6th, 2009, history was made.

KFC barred their doors to the hungry masses, an action that prompted civil disobedience - Civil disobedience that hasn't been seen since the government sponsored racism. WE THE PEOPLE DESIRE GRILLED CHICKEN!

On the 5th, Oprah promised her fans FREE CHICKEN from KFC involving a coupon. Throngs of people came to KFC seeking the sweet flesh of fowl. When paying customers arrived to buy their own chicken, they were halted by the crowd. Many feared for their well-being despite their will to ingest greasy KFC chicken product.

The protestors chanted such uninspired words as, "I'm gonna pee on KFC!" and "Hell no, chicken to go!" The sit-ins were a swift kick in the cloaca for KFC corporate, a force that even the likes of Oprah should not trifle with.

And so began WW3, Oprah vs Colonel Sanders

http://gothamist.com/2009/05/06/kfcs_denial_of_grilled_chicken_give.php

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/05/oprahs-kfc-free.html


Make your own KFC sign at KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

Cooking with a Twist (or rather a tug)

Now that I have removed the content warning, allow me to start filling up my blog with smut. So this is a legitimate cook book for sale online. I assume that all of these recipes work.
Natural Harvest

are you puking yet?


Also in human food production news, PETA's request to Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Company to start using Breast Milk in their Ice Cream was turned down with the statement"We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."